The Younger Generation Of Performers Really Enjoy

My First Record Had Just Broken, And These Guys Wanted My Autograph. I Thought, Oh, God, They Recognize Me. Turns Out They Thought I Was Heidi Fleiss.

I Have A Golden Lab Who Goes Everywhere With Me. He's A Great Leveler.

I Propose A Limitation Be Put On How Many Sqares Of Toilet Paper Can Be Used In Any One Sitting. Now, I Don't Want To Rob Any Law-abiding American Of His Or Her God-given Rights, But I Think We Are An Industrious Enough People That We Can Make It Work With Only One Square Per Restroom Visit, Except, Of Course, On Those Pesky Occasions Where 2 To 3 Could Be Required.

I'm Standing In The Desert, Waiting For My Ship To Come In.

Such A Muddy Line Between The Things You Want/and The Things You Have To Do.