The Young Have Stolen Our Youthfulness, And

Regret Leads To Overeating And Naps.

Thinking About The Universe Has Now Been Handed Over To Specialists. The Rest Of Us Merely Read About It.

If Suffering Brought Wisdom, The Dentist's Office Would Be Full Of Luminous Ideas.

The Harp Is An Insipid Instrument--no Good For Dancing, Feasting, Or Marching, Only For Sitting Primly In A Parlor Or On A Cloud.

I Have A Special Grudge Against Those Who Have The Same Faults As I Do.