The Worst Thing You Can Do Is

Because No Man Wants To Be A Coward In Front Of A Cheese.

Watching A Dog Try To Chew A Large Piece Of Toffee Is A Pastime Fit For Gods. Mr. Fusspot's Mixed Ancestry Had Given Him A Dexterity Of Jaw That Was Truly Awesome. He Somersaulted Happily Around The Floor, Making Faces Like A Rubber Gargoyle In A Washing Machine.

Sometimes It Is Better To Light A Flamethrower Than Curse The Darkness.

Most Gods Find It Hard To Walk And Think At The Same Time.

You Know How To Pray, Don’t You? Just Put Your Hands Together And Hope.