The World Is My Oyster. I Can

Ah Well... Wand Still In Your Jeans? Both Buttocks Still On? Okay, Let’s Go.

This Is Not About Money Or Anything Other Than The Pleasure Of Reading For People Who Want To Read It.

Well, Better Expelled And Able To Defend Yourselves Than Sitting Safely In School Without A Clue," Said Sirius.

The Knowledge That You Have Emerged Wiser And Stronger From Setbacks Means That You Are, Ever After, Secure In Your Ability To Survive. You Will Never Truly Know Yourself, Or The Strength Of Your Relationships, Until Both Have Been Tested By Adversity. Such Knowledge Is A True Gift, For All That It Is Painfully Won, And It Has Been Worth More Than Any Qualification I Ever Earned.

Now, You Two – This Year, You Behave Yourselves. If I Get One More Owl Telling Me You've – You've Blown Up A Toilet Or –" "blown Up A Toilet? We've Never Blown Up A Toilet." "great Idea Though, Thanks, Mum.