The Word Aerobics Comes From Two Greek

Auto Racing Is Boring Except When A Car Is Going At Least 172 Miles Per Hour Upside Down.

The Real Threat To Whales Is Whaling, Which Has Endangered Many Whale Species.

The Whole Thing About Whether You Smoke Marijuana Or Not Is So Ridiculous. That And Whether You Protested The Vietnam War. Give Me A Break. Especially The Marijuana Thing.

The United States Tried, By Depressing The Clutch Of Diplomacy And Downshifting The Gearshift Lever Of Rhetoric, To Remain Neutral, But It Became Increasingly Obvious That The Nation Was Going To Get Into A War, Especially Since It Was Almost 1812.

The Badness Of A Movie Is Directly Proportional To The Number Of Helicopters In It.