The Wonder Is That Communism Lasted So

The Idea Of Capitalism Is Not Just Success But Also The Failure That Allows Success To Happen.

Fretting About Overpopulation, Is A Perfect Guilt-free - Indeed, Sanctimonious - Way For "progressives" To Be Racists.

The U.s. Tax Code Was Written By A Students. Every April 15 We Have To Pay Somebody Who Got An A In Accounting To Keep Ourselves From Being Sent To Jail.

I Don't Think I'll Ever Be A Real Boat Reporter. My Rolex Isn't Big Enough.

There Was An Austerely Dignified Award Ceremony. By That I Mean We Had To Buy Our Own Drinks - In Clear Violation Of The International Journalists'code Of Truth, Fairness And An Open Bar.