The Wit Of A Family Is Usually

Correct English Is The Slang Of Prigs.

A Fine Lady Is A Squirrel-headed Thing, With Small Airs And Small Notions; About As Applicable To The Business Of Life As A Pair Of Tweezers To The Clearing Of A Forest.

There Is No Killing The Suspicion That Deceit Has Once Begotten.

There Are Two Ways Of Speaking An Audience Will Always Like: One Is, To Tell Them What They Don't Understand; And The Other Is, To Tell Them What They're Used To.

Our Deeds Still Travel With Us From Afar, And What We Have Been Makes Us What We Are.