The Willow Turns His Back On Inclement

None Of Us Wanted To Be The Bass Player. In Our Minds He Was The Fat Guy Who Always Played At The Back.

My Stepmother Sold My Birth Certificate And Someone Asked Why I Didn't Buy It Back. I Don't Know, Really. I Just Couldn't Bring Myself To Do It. It Was Mine. It Cost Me Nothing And Suddenly I Had To Buy It Back.

And Jet, I Thought The Major Was A Lady Suffragette.

I Knew The Words To 25 Rock Songs, So I Got In The Group. Long Tall Sally And Tutti-frutti, That Got Me In. That Was My Audition.

We Were Pretty Good Mates Until The Beatles Started To Split Up And Yoko Came Into It. It Was More Like Old Army Buddies Splitting Up On Account Of Wedding Bells.