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I'm Stubborn. I'm Hardheaded. I Don't Do What I Don't Want To Do.

I Do What I Want, When I Want, How I Want, And Because Of That, It Has Taken Me So Long To Grow Into An Adult Human Being.

I Don't Want People Thinking Of Me Sexually. I Don't Want People To Be Like, 'she's Hot-looking,' You Know? I Want Them To Listen To Me For What I Am Saying. And I Think The Best Way To Do That Is To Sniff My Armpits, And Like, Sit And Burp Every Now And Then. It Just Completely Throws People Off. I Had A Couple Of Offers To Do Some Hot Scenes In The Shower With Some Guy And To Make It Real Hot And Sexy. The Next Thing You Know, I'd Be The Next J.lo Or Something. But That's Easy. I Want It The Hard Way.

I Think Humans Are Stupid. We Fight And Kill Each Other. I Think That's Dumb. Aliens Would Be Smarter Than That And Wouldn't Approach Things On That Level. I Can't Really Fathom It Being A Negative Thing For Aliens To Visit.

At School, I Was This Tomboy Kid Who Just Loved To Hang Out With Her Friends And Learn Curse Words, Trying To Fit In With The Cool Kids And Defending All The Kids Who Got Picked On.