The Whole Point Of Wearing A Disguise

I Often Find Myself In Situations Where It Seems To Me Like Everyone Else Has Read The Instruction Book

I Mean, Really: What Kind Of Person Could Possibly Dislike Me?

Now I Know What It Is Like To Feel Like A Total Idiot.

It Revealed A Cruelty That Really Made One Wonder If The Universe Was Such A Good Idea After All.

Or Was He Saying, "hi! Wanna Play?" And I Did. Of Course I Did.