The Way To Hold A Husband Is

All I Ask Is Equal Freedom. When It Is Denied, As It Always Is, I Take It Anyhow.

A Man May Be A Fool And Not Know It, But Not If He Is Married.

A Skeptic As To All Ideas, Including Especially My Own, I Have Never Suffered A Pang When The Ideas Of Some Other Imbecile Prevailed.

I Give You Chicago. It Is Not London And Harvard. It Is Not Paris And Buttermilk. It Is American In Every Chitling And Sparerib. It Is Alive From Snout To Tail.

If We Assume That Man Actually Does Resemble God, Then We Are Forced Into The Impossible Theory That God Is A Coward, An Idiot And A Bounder.