The Way One Was Brought Up Isn't

The One Prediction That Never Comes True Is, 'you'll Thank Me For Telling You This.

Parents Should Conduct Their Arguments In Quiet, Respectful Tones, But In A Foreign Language. You'd Be Surprised What An Inducement That Is To The Education Of Children.

The Obligation To Express Gratitude Deepens With Procrastination. The Longer You Wait, The More Effusive Must Be The Thanks.

Chaperons Don't Enforce Morality; They Force Immorality To Be Discreet.

Protocol Is Etiquette With A Government Expense Account.