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It Is Like Having A Blanket That Is Too Small For The Bed, You Pull The Blanket Up To Keep Your Chest Warm, And Your Feet Stick Out. I Cannot Buy A Bigger Blanket Because The Supermarket Is Closed. But The Blanket I Have Is Made Of Cashmere. So It's Good.

You Are Pushed To Behave Differently Here, You Don't Really Have A Choice. If You Cheat You Have No Chance Of Being Admired. Even Your Own Supporters Will Dislike You. So What Do You Do? Well, The Way Is Not To Be Stupid, But Not To Cheat Either. If There Is A Foul, You Have To Fall. I Call It 'helping The Referee To Make A Decision'. That's Not Cheating.

The Problem With Chelsea Is I Lack A Striker. I Have Samuel Eto'o But He Is 32 Years Old - Maybe 35, Who Knows?

The Best Way To Stop Messi Is When You Play With 11 Men And Then You Can Double Mark Him, One Player To Stay On Him And The Other To Help Out. If It Is 11 Against 10 Then You Have Almost No Chance Of Stopping Him.

So I Know All About The Ups And Downs Of Football, I Know That One Day I Will Be Sacked.