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My Parents Told Me I Must Get Married. I Was Seen As A Failure If I Didn't Do It.

Everyone, When You're A Teenager And You're Growing Up, You Do Feel Like Your Life Is Dramatic Enough To Be On A Tv Screen, But We Know That It's Not.

I Used To Do This Big Rant At The End Of Some Gigs With Ben Folds Five. The Band Broke Into This Big Heavy Metal Thing And I Started As A Joke To Scream In A Heavy Metal Falsetto. I Found Myself Saying Things Like: Feel My Pain, I Am White, Feel My Pain.

The Nature Of Honesty Is That If Someone Has Information Or Knows Something About You That You Don't Want Heard, Then They Have Power Over You.

Why Would I Want To Sound Like Joni Mitchell? I've Got Joni Mitchell Records, And They're Great, And I Couldn't Possibly Be That Good.