Everyone Is Flawed And Everyone Makes Mistakes

For The Better Part Of My Adult Life, I Proudly Avoided Nerd/nimrod/goober Status. I Was Always Just Cool Enough.

Nothing To Me Feels As Good As Laughing Incredibly Hard.

I Would Like For My Kids To At Least Have Some Familiarity With Who I Am: "it's The Man From Tv!"

I Enjoy Having Breakfast In Bed. I Like Waking Up To The Smell Of Bacon, Sue Me. And Since I Don't Have A Butler, I Have To Do It Myself. So, Most Nights Before I Go To Bed, I Will Lay Six Strips Of Bacon Out On My George Foreman Grill. Then I Go To Sleep. When I Wake Up, I Plug In The Grill. I Go Back To Sleep Again. Then I Wake Up To The Smell Of Crackling Bacon. It Is Delicious, It's Good For Me, It's The Perfect Way To Start The Day.

There's Such A Freewheeling Nature To 'second City,' And The Greatest Thing About 'second City' Was Having A Sophisticated Audience Night After Night Who Appreciated What It Was. They Knew It Wasn't All Going To Be Great When You Improvised, So They Were Very Forgiving That Way.