The Universe Is Probably Littered With One-planet

The Scholarly Authorities On Freezing To Death Seem To Be, Unsurprisingly, Canadians.

I'm Not Sure Why We Romanticize 'young Love,' Or Love In General...it Just Leads To The Idea That Either Your Love Is Pure, Perfect And Eternal, And You Are Storybook-compatible In Every Way With No Problems, Or You're Lying When You Say 'i Love You.

Once I Got Married, I Started Working From An Office. I Found That Having Somewhere To Go That Isn't My House Is Mentally Helpful: 'this Is The Place Where I Answer Email And Write Blog Posts,' And 'over There Is The Place Where I Do The Dishes.

Correlation Doesn’t Imply Causation, But It Does Waggle Its Eyebrows Suggestively And Gesture Furtively While Mouthing ‘look Over There.’

The Universe Is Probably Littered With The One-planet Graves Of Cultures Which Made The Sensible Economic Decision That There's No Good Reason To Go Into Space-each Discovered, Studied, And Remembered By The Ones Who Made The Irrational Decision.