The Universe Is Based On Sullen Entropy;

Comedy Is What Happens When You Cross The Dateline From The Unbearable. Things Become So Unbearable They Become A Joke.

I Became A Musician Because That's Really What I Wanted To Do When I Was Fifteen, But I Had Other Abilities.

I Can Tell How I'm Doing, And I Can Tell If The Crowd Is Particularly Dead.

I'm 63. It's Kind Extraordinary That I'm Out Here At All And People Want To See Me.

Let There Be More Darkness