The United States Never Lost A War

When You Find Yourself In A Hole, Quit Digging.

Our President Delivered His State Of The Union Message To Congress. That Is One Of The Things His Contract Calls For -- To Tell Congress The Condition Of The Country. This Message, As I Say, Is To Congress. The Rest Of The People Know The Condition Of The Country, For They Live In It, But Congress Has No Idea What Is Going On In America, So The President Has To Tell 'em.

Syntax Must Be Bad, Having Sin And Tax In It.

That's The Trouble With Our Charities; We Are Always Saving Somebody Away Off, When The Fellow Next To Us Ain't Eating.

Hurray! Congress Is To Adjourn! Only Four More Days Of Congressional Burglary On The Treasury!