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Politicians Come In Three Varieties: Straight Men, Fixers, And Maddies.

Silly What's His Name, The Shrek, Whoever He Was On The Television This Morning?

John Howard Turned The Prime Ministership Into Something Like A State Police Minister. He's At The Scene Of Every Crime, Twice A Day On Radio, The Guy Did No Thinking.

You See, Before I Became Prime Minister, The Australian Prime Minister Only Attended Ever Two Meetings In The World: The British Commonwealth Heads Of Government Meeting And The South Pacific Forum.

I Try To Use The Australian Idiom To Its Maximum Advantage.