The Truth Is, Immigrants Tend To Be

Folks Build A Reputation By Attacking You While You’re Alive - Or Praising You After You Ain’t.

Real Writers Write Because They Love To Write. They Don't Write For Public Acclaim.

I Don't Want To Die Without Any Scars.

Most Of The Laugh Tracks On Television Were Recorded In The Early 1950’s. These Days, Most Of The People You Hear Laughing Are Dead.

The Most Boring Thing In The Entire World Is Nudity. The Second Most Boring Thing Is Honesty.