The Truest Protest Is Beauty.

She's Staring Down Her Desires, While They're Staring Down Her Dress.

Does Defending Liberalism Leave You Friendless And Perhaps Wondering About Your Breath?

Leaving America Is Like Losing Twenty Pounds And Finding A New Girlfriend.

I Can Spare A Dime, Brother, But In These Morally Inflationary Times, A Dime Goes A Lot Farther If It's Demanding Work Rather Than Adding To The Indignity Of Relief.

Love Is A Rainbow Curving Down From The Sky, Falling Crystals Of Color, Shades Of Warm That Never Die.