The True Touchstone Of Wit Is The

The True Touchstone Of Wit Is The Impromptu.

The General Public Is Easy. You Don't Have To Answer To Anyone; And As Long As You Follow The Rules Of Your Profession, You Needn't Worry About The Consequences. But The Problem With The Powerful And Rich Is That When They Are Sick, They Really Want Their Doctors To Cure Them.

Once You Have The Cap And Gown All You Need Do Is Open Your Mouth. Whatever Nonsense You Talk Becomes Wisdom And All The Rubbish Good Sense.

I Hate All Men, The Ones Because They Are Mean And Vicious, And The Others For Being Complaisant With The Vicious Ones.

Frankly, It's Good Enough To Lock Up In A Drawer.