The True Touchstone Of Wit Is The

There's Nothing Quite Like Tobacco: It's The Passion Of Decent Folk, And Whoever Lives Without Tobacco Doesn't Deserve To Live.

Beauty Without Intelligence Is Like A Hook Without Bait.

Sometimes I Feel Something Akin To Rage At The Corrupted Morals Of This Age!

The Smallest Errors Are Always The Best.

Ah, There Are No Children Nowadays.