The True Touchstone Of Wit Is The

Innocence Is Not Accustomed To Blush. [fr., L'innocence A Rougir N'est Point Accoutumee.]

Reasoning Is The Pastime Of My Whole Household, And All This Reasoning Has Driven Out Reason.

Once You Have The Cap And Gown All You Need Do Is Open Your Mouth. Whatever Nonsense You Talk Becomes Wisdom And All The Rubbish Good Sense.

As The Purpose Of Comedy Is To Correct The Vices Of Men, I See No Reason Why Anyone Should Be Exempt.

I Always Do The First Line Well, But I Have Trouble Doing The Others.