The Truant Fancy Was A Wanderer Ever.

I Always Arrive Late At The Office, But I Make Up For It By Leaving Early.

If Dirt Were Trumps, What Hands You Would Hold!

Since All The Maids Are Good And Lovable, From Whence Come The Bad Wives?

A Presentation Copy...is A Copy Of A Book Whoch Does Not Sell, Sent You By The Author, With His Foolish Autograph At The Beginning Of It; For Which, If A Stranger, He Only Demands Your Friendship; If A Brother Author, He Expects From You A Book Of Yours, Which Does Not Sell, In Return.

You Look Wise, Pray Correct That Error.