The Trouble With The Young People Today

Profundity Often Goes Past The Issue To Some Deep But Useless Truth.

I Deplore My Shortcomings, But Plan To Keep Them.

Hope Likes Justification, But Can Do Without.

Only The Most Lucid Can See Their Love As Comedy.

My Father Liked To Moralize, And So Do I. But He Was In Earnest, While I Am Embarrassed And Pretend That I Am Merely Being Witty.