The Trouble With Marriage Is That, While

Few Women And Fewer Men Have Enough Character To Be Idle.

Human Nature Is Rarely So Amusing As When Trying To Get A House Off Its Hands. Women At This Task Can Be Untruthful Enough, But Their Untruth Lacks The Infusion Of Candor Which A Skillful Male Liar Can Introduce.

A Genius Is A Man Who Does Unique Things Of Which Nobody Would Expect Him To Be Capable.

The Noise From Good Toast Should Reverberate In The Head Like The Thunder Of July.

There Are Two Words For Everything.