The Trouble With Being A God Is

Thou Shalt Not Submit Thy God To Market Forces.

When A Man Is Tired Of Ankh-morpork, He Is Tired Of Ankle-deep Slurry.

Some Of Them Wanted To Sell Me Snake Oil And I'm Not Necessarily Going To Dismiss All Of These, As I Have Never Found A Rusty Snake.

The Brain Works Fast When It Thinks It’s About To Be Cut In Half.

Why Bother With A Cunning Plan When A Simple One Will Do?