The Transcendental Promises A Vacation From History.

I Was Once In Love With Books. Now They Go Their Way And I Go Mine.

The Sentimental Want To Be Thrilled By Everything.

Self-hatred Is Sometimes Appropriate.

Call On Literary Convention, And It Will Gladly Tell Your Story For You.

Children Consider Disliking Their Parents Natural, But If The Dislike Is Returned, They Are Outraged.