The Transaction Will Enable Us To Become

He Wishes He Had Never Entered The Funhouse. But He Has. Then He Wishes He Were Dead. But He's Not. Therefore He Will Construct Funhouses For Others And Be Their Secret Operator -- Though He Would Rather Be Among The Lovers For Whom Funhouses Are Designed.

History - An Account, Mostly False, Of Events, Mostly Unimportant

The First Obligation Of The Writer Is To Be Interesting. To Be Interesting; Not To Change The World.

The Bible Is Not Man's Word About God, But God's Word About Man.

Everyone Is Necessarily The Hero Of His Own Life Story.