The Time You Spend Hating On Someone

The Two Things I Understand Best Are Stand-up Comedy And Martial Arts. And Those Things Require An Ultimate Grasp Of The Truth. You Have To Be Objective About Your Skills And Abilities To Compete In Both.

There's A Classic Story I Tell About When I Did The Man Show About The Retarded Conversations That You Have With The Executive Producers And The Network.

Sometimes Faggot Is The Right Word. There's A Trend In This Country To Avoid Words: "we Can't Say That One Anymore It's Offensive."

The Number One Reason Why Marijuana Is Illegal Is Because The Pharma Cartel Does Not Want You To Grow Your Own Medicine. The Declaration Of Independence Was Written On Hemp Paper. The First Car Ever Made Ran On Hemp Oil. Hemp Seeds Are Also The Healthiest Food On The Planet With The Highest Protein Content Out Of Any Plant.

As A Longtime Practitioner Of Yoga And A Person Who's Been Involved In Physical Fitness My Whole Life, I Can Tell You, Yoga Helps You Achieve Altered States Of Consciousness. It Is Not Just Stretching. The Only Way You Can Say That It's Stretching Is If You Haven't Done It, Or That You Haven't Done It Rigorously For A Long Period Of Time.