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When I Am In A Hotel, And I Turn Off The Lights And The Tv, I Just Freak Out. I Turn The Tv Back On And Don't Get Any Sleep.

I Grew Up In A Generation That Had Exponential Technological Advances.

You Have To Be Aware Of Who You're Talking To In An Audience.

There's Nowhere I Won't Go. As Long As It's Horribly, Horribly True And/or Wrong.

Misery Is Wasted On The Miserable.