The Thing About The Wacky Fans Is

With Any Group Of People In Life, Sad Things Happen, And Crazy Things, And Happy Things. When You're In The Public Eye, It's Just Amplified, That's All.

If You're Gonna Fall Apart, Do It In Your Own Bedroom.

I, Like Everybody Else, Have Lost Most Of My Pension Plan In This Economic Crash. So I Have To. I'm Going To Call It I Slept With Everyone On Television.

Nudity In The Flesh Doesn't Bother Me. But Having My Mind Uncovered - That Scares The Hell Out Of Me.

God, George Bush Makes Me Want To Slash My Wrists. He's So Embarrassing I Have To Leave The Room When He's On The News. What A Monkey.