My Closet Is Full Of Sad Little

The Divorce Has Lasted Way Longer Than The Marriage, But Finally It's Over.

Suddenly, One Day, There Was This Thing Called Parenting. Parenting Was Serious. Parenting Was Fierce. Parenting Was Solemn. Parenting Was A Participle, Like Going And Doing And Crusading And Worrying.

I Have Made A Lot Of Mistakes Falling In Love, And Regretted Most Of Them, But Never The Potatoes That Went With Them.

A Man Who Finishes A Book Is Always Alone When He Finishes It.

Getting Older Means You Don't Have To Shave Your Legs Anymore.