The Sun, Too, Shines Into Cesspools And

Solon Used To Say That Speech Was The Image Of Actions; . . . That Laws Were Like Cobwebs, - For That If Any Trifling Or Powerless Thing Fell Into Them, They Held It Fast; While If It Were Something Weightier, It Broke Through Them And Was Off.

He Lit A Lamp In Broad Daylight And Said, As He Went About, "i Am Looking For A Human."

On Being Asked By Someone How He Could Become Famous, Diogenes Responded: 'by Worrying As Little As Possible About Fame

He Once Begged Alms Of A Statue, And, When Asked Why He Did So, Replied, "to Get Practice In Being Refused."

I Pissed On The Man Who Called Me A Dog. Why Was He So Surprised?