If Nobody Can Learn From The Past,

I Never Sing A Song The Same Way Twice.

When You Sing, Always Tell The Truth.

There's No Damn Business Like Show Business - You Have To Smile To Keep From Throwing Up.

Somebody Once Said We Never Know What Is Enough Until We Know What's More Than Enough.

In This Country Kings Or Dukes Don't Amount To Nothing. The Greatest Man Around Then Was Franklin D. Roosevelt, And He Was The President; So I Started Calling Lester The President. It Got Shortened To Pres.