The Status Quo Helps Liberals. We're Going

No Doctor Is Going To Do An Abortion On A Live Fetus. That Doesn't Happen. Doctors Don't Do That. If They Do, They'll Get Their License Pulled, As Well They Should.

I'm Tired Of The Ayatollahs Of The Right Wing. We're Fighting For Freedom In Iraq. We're Going To Fight For Freedom In America.

It Is True That There`s An Economic Argument And An Economic Feeling That Something Different Needs To Happen And Politicians Talking Out Of Both Sides Of Their Mouth And All That Kind Of Stuff.

Barry Goldwater Once Said, "i'd Rather Be Right Than President." I Can't Tell You How Much I Disagree With That Barry Goldwater.

What I Usually Do Is Tell Funny Stories From The Road, Many Of Which Are, Of Course, Unprintable. But I Don't Actually Have A Joke. I Don't Tell Jokes Much. I Tell Little Stories.