The State Dinner Is Almost A Formula,

I May Be The Only Mother In America Who Knows Exactly What Their Child Is Up To All The Time.

I Married The First Man I Ever Kissed. When I Tell This To My Children, They Just About Throw Up.

The Home Is The Child's First School, The Parent Is The Child's First Teacher, And Reading Is The Child's First Subject.

It Was The Dumbest Thing I Had Ever Seen, But It's A Family Thing, And I Guess It's Clean.

I'm A Liberal When It Comes To Human Rights, The Poor; So's George Bush. . . . But Liberal And Conservative Don't Mean Much To Me Anymore. Does That Mean We Care About People And Are Interested And Want To Help? And If That Makes You A Liberal, So Be It.