The Standard Of Morals Is As Variable

Whenever I Do Theaters, I Don't Like 'em. I Don't Think They're Right For Stand-up.

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Many People Are Skeptical About Marriage Of Michael Jackson And Lisa Marie Pressley. They Say, Lisa Marie Is More Of A Sit At Home Type, While Michael Jackson Is More Of A Homosexual Pedophile.

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