The Squirrel In My Yard Really Knows

I Just Had A Pedicure. My Feet Are Soft Like A Baby's Behind. If His Ass Was Covered In Calluses.

I Love My Mom! You Can Too For $12!

What I Have Now Are Good Problems Of Trying To Decide And What I Really Want To Do Is Good Work Next. My Phone's Ringing A Lot More And I've Got Nine Lines So When It Doesn't Ring, It's Very Frustrating.

I Become A Chameleon For Wherever I Am.

Around Comics, I've Always Been Known For, Oh, That's Not Dirty, This Is Dirty.