The Squirrel In My Yard Really Knows

Met A Girl The Other Nite And Told Her- Before You Can Be With Someone You Have To Know The Value Of Yourself. So Does $200 Seem Reasonable?

I Think Desperate Housewives Is A Pretty Good Show, I Watch It, I Like It And I Don't Love Reality Tv That Much. I Do Watch Some, I've Got Three Daughters So We'll Watch The Good Stuff, The Fun Stuff.

I Was In A Supermarket And I Saw Paul Newman's Face On Salad Dressing And Spaghetti Sauce....i Thought He Was Missing.

If 'what Doesn't Kill You Makes You Stronger,' How Do You Explain Zombies?

The Squirrel In My Yard Really Knows His Way Around The Neighborhood.