The Soul Begins To Travel When The

Whereas The Dog Strives To Lessen The Distance Between Himself And Man, Seeks Ever To Be Intelligent And Intelligible, And Translates Into Looks And Actions The Words He Cannot Speak, The Cat Dwells Within The Circle Of Her Own Secret Thoughts.

A Real Dog, Beloved And Therefore Pampered By His Mistress, Is A Lamentable Spectacle. He Suffers From Fatty Degeneration Of His Moral Being.

An Historian Without Political Passions Is As Rare As A Wasp Without A Sting.

People Who Cannot Recognize A Palpable Absurdity Are Very Much In The Way Of Civilization.

Wit Is As Infinite As Love, And A Deal More Lasting In Its Qualities.