The Smaller The Mind, The Greater The

I've Been Telling People For 12 Years That If You Want To Get A Nuclear Device Into The United States, Just Bring It Through The Port Of Miami Disguised As Cocaine.

When I Go To Peoples' Houses I Like To Sneak Into Their Bedrooms And Try On Their Underwear.

I Think About The Characters I've Created And Then I Sit Down And Start Typing And See What They Will Do. There's A Lot Of Subconscious Thought That Goes On. It Amazes Me To Find Out, A Few Chapters Later, Why I Put Someone In A Certain Place When I Did. It's Spooky.

There Are People In Government Who Don't Want Other People To Know What They Know. It's Just Another Example Of Elitism. And I Spit On Elitism. Show Me An Elitist, And I'll Show You A Loser.

If You Want To Kick The Tiger In His Ass You'd Better Have A Plan For Dealing With His Teeth