The Sign Read Mouse Pass Gas Frank:

So, Yeah. Our Cat Was A Goddess. What Else Is New?

Everything Happens For A Reason, Sadie, Even Bad Things.

Grover Started To Sniffle And I Figured If I Didn't Cheer Him Up He'd Either Start Bawling Or Chewing Up My Mattress. He Tends To Eat Household Objects Whenever He Gets Upset.

Jumping Out A Window Five Hundred Feet Above Ground Is Not Usually My Idea Of Fun. Especially When I'm Wearing Bronze Wings And Flapping My Arms Like A Duck.

I Wrote For 10 Years Before I Even Started The 'percy Jackson' Series.