The Secret To A Long Marriage Is

I'm A Showgirl, As You Can Tell. I'm Ever Ready.

I've Always Believed In My Talent. And I've Always Had More Guts Than Talent.

I Believe In My Cosmetics Line. There Are Plenty Of Charities For The Homeless. Isn't It Time Someone Helped The Homely?

A Gypsy Told Me I Was Going To Do Great Things. I Was Going To Make All Kinds Of Money.

I've Struggled Enough In My Life To Be Appreciated And Understood. I've Had To Go Against All Kinds Of People Through The Years Just To Be Myself. I Think Everybody Should Be Allowed To Be Who They Are, And To Love Who They Love. I Don't Think We Should Be Judgmental. Lord, I've Got Enough Problems Of My Own To Pass Judgment On Somebody Else.