The Rule Is That If They Have

A Little Boy Who's Discovered The Monster Under The Bed Is Actually Real, And It's Screwing Mommy.

Who Is The Love Of My Life? Maybe I Don't Have One. Maybe It's Not Love At All. But If It's Not Love, Then What Is It? I Wish I Knew.

I Had Been Downright Paranoid All Afternoon, Aware Of Everyone Near Me. By The Time I Went For The Car, My Neck And Shoulders Were Knotted Into One Painful Ache. The Most Frightening Thing I'd Seen All Afternoon Had Been The Prices On The Designer Clothing.

It Was Two Weeks Before Christmas. A Slow Time Of Year For Raising The Dead.

You Did Not Bring Down Two Of The Royal Guard In An Unceremonious Heap Because The Woman In The Middle Tripped.