The Rose Is A Rose, And Was

It's A Funny Thing That When A Man Hasn't Anything On Earth To Worry About, He Goes Off And Gets Married.

We're Either Nothing Or A God's Regret.

When I See Birches Bend To Left And Right... I Like To Think Some Boy's Been Swinging Them.

My Goal In Life Is To Unite My Avocation With My Vocation, As My Two Eyes Make One In Sight.

I Cut My Own Hair. I Got Sick Of Barbers Because They Talk Too Much. And Too Much Of Their Talk Was About My Hair Coming Out.