The Role Of The Comedian Is To

It's Not A War On Drugs, It's A War On Personal Freedom.

I Don't Care If You're Obscene, Filthy, Horrendous -- As Long As You're Honest.

And I'm Not Getting Laid! What Am I Doing Wrong?

If I Thought The Jews Killed God, I'd Worship The Jews.

I Love Talking About Kennedy Assassination...a Great Archetypal Example Of How Totalitarian Government...sorry, Wrong Meeting.