The Righteous Man Takes His Life In

Self-denial Is Not A Virtue; It Is Only The Effect Of Prudence On Rascality.

You Can Easily Find People Who Are Ten Times As Rich At Sixty As They Were At Twenty But Not One Of Them Will Tell You That They Are Ten Times As Happy

Give Women The Vote, And In Five Years There Will Be A Crushing Tax On Bachelors.

Take The Utmost Care To Get Well Born And Well Brought Up.

The Most Intolerable Pain Is Produced By Prolonging The Keenest Pleasure.