The Reason I'm Here Today, The Reason

I Had The Most Absurd Nightmare. I Was Poor And No One Liked Me.

Comedy Makes Everything Accessible. Watching The News Is Kind Of Like Being Fed Your Evening Pill. What's Fun About It? Nothing. And So If You Can Get News And Information About Things Going On In The World Through A Comic Platform, Everything's Going To Connect.

We Must Come To The Point Where We Realize The Concept Of Race Is A False One. There Is Only One Race, The Human Race.

I'd Make A Bad Preacher.

My Great-grandfather, Sam Aykroyd, Was A Dentist In Kingston, Ontario, And He Was Also An Edwardian Spiritualist Researcher Who Was Very Interested In What Was Going On In The Invisible World, The Survival Of The Consciousness, Precipitated Paintings, Mediumship, And Trans-channeling.