The Reason Adultery Is Immoral Is That

Morality Is The Best Of All Devices For Leading Mankind By The Nose.

One Is Not Converted To Christianity; One Must Be Morbid Enough For It.

Inexperienced Girls Flatter Themselves With The Notion That It Is In Their Power To Make A Man Happy.

When Somebody Dies We Usually Need Reasons For Consolation, Not So Much To Alleviate Our Pain As To Excuse Ourselves For So Readily Feeling Consoled.

Courage Is The Best Slayer - Courage Which Attacketh, For In Every Attack There Is The Sound Of Triumph.