The Question You're Not Supposed To Ask

Machismo Makes No Provision For Preparing Lunch, Doing The Laundry, Or Minding The Baby.

I Want To Appear Ordinary, But I Have It Understood That I Am Not.

Never Invite To Dinner: Those Who Won't Decide Until The Last Minute; Those Who Come More Than Half An Hour Late; Those Who Want To Bring Along Two Or Three Friends; Drunks; Monologists; Those Who Stay Until Three O'clock In The Morning; Those Who Think That Conversation Means Having An Argument; Those Who Take A High Moral Tone; Those Who Are Stupid, Ugly, Or Dull. Enforcement Of These Rules Will Enable One To Eat Alone Every Night In Comfort.

The Lover As Baby Is A Less Troubling Idea Than The Baby As Lover.

One Eventually Has Enough Even Of Oneself.