The Quality That Distinguishes Love Without Knowledge.

Condole - To Show That Bereavement Is A Smaller Evil Than Sympathy.

Mercy, N. An Attribute Beloved Of Detected Offenders.

Oyster, N. A Slimy, Gobby Shellfish Which Civilization Gives Men The Hardihood To Eat Without Removing Its Entrails! The Shells Are Sometimes Given To The Poor.

Marriage, N: The State Or Condition Of A Community Consisting Of A Master, A Mistress, And Two Slaves, Making In All, Two.

Think Twice Before You Speak To A Friend In Need